Sunday, March 20, 2011

Daytripper: The London Eye


The sky was blue,
The sun was high,
The trip was due,
The London Eye,
Walked for a few
And soon I sighed
The longest queue
I'd ever spied
Waiting so soon
And by my side
Without ado
the Children cried
no patience to
Wait for the ride
I lined up soon,
thorn in my side
The lineup grew
I was inside
Another view
Upon the tide


Old ben and 'loo
And Regent and Hyde
Gherkin and slews
Boats moored and tied


All shrunk and grew
With circular stride
The minutes flew
They passed me by
And soon 'twas through
Shucked from the sky
Step one, step two
Walked pass the line
Of the many, the few
to touch the sky

Pictures from this Daytrip 

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Daytripper: Windsor Castle


Finally managing to get up in the morning after a week of work, I had rushed off to Waterloo Station to meet a friend of mine, Andrew from Washington D.C. He had just returned from a weekend trip to Vienna and was eager to fill me on the details, as well as see another English landmark, the Queen's official residence, Windsor Castle

Getting to the station two minutes after the train was supposed to leave, I had discovered it was perfectly delayed, so both of us made it in time. MY friend was late becase the tube (Subway) was clogged with closures. Workers were repairing the oldest subway system in the world so that it doesn't embarass the british nation during the 2012 olympics.

The train shot off, taking about 50 minutes to get out to Windsor, which is on the far, far western side of London, past the ring road that traces where the city ends and the country begins. The castle's peaks grew and blended in with the overcast of clouds as the train grew closer. Walking up the hill leading to the gate, I couldn't help but notice the McDonalds, the Starbucks, the Pizza Hut, which was sort of odd considering the "British-ness" of the place.

So we paid, got in, got thoroughly searched and followed the tour. The castle's immensity revealed itself inside and out, walking through the sheer classiness, past the centuries of work, the completely flat view looking three miles out. The whole place was adorned with gold and velvet and priceless artefacts. No flash photography please, 'cause it could blind someone, what with all the shiny things.


On the down side, I didn't get to see any of the royal appartments, just rooms adorned with countless paintings and relics. In one room, the coat of arms of every knight of the garter hang upon the walls. The Order of the Garter was a small circle of incredibly important knights formed by King Edward the 3rd. Since it's foundation, there have only been 1000 knights in the club with a history stretching back to the 14th century. All of which had been selected by the reigning monarch and inducted in the chapel inside the castle's walls. In fact, members of the order had only three responsibilities, to eat, to train and to pray.


All of which they did in the safety of the fortress.

Of course, the trip was worth it, but as I had remarked before, the sheer commercialisation of the site was incredible. Within the castle walls, there were no less than 3 gift shops. Built up around the area were streets filled with pricy shops selling anything from cell phones to milkshakes to pints to chinese food. I guess it's just a testament to the millions of tourists and foreign dollars that pass through here every year.

 Does this hat make me look fat?

Afterwards, me and Andrew headed back towards the train station, walking through the main streets, past every shop and stall. Stopping into a pub for a quick ale, waiting for the train, we watched the Thames flow onward towards the british countryside as the sun set for what was to be another London night.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Daytripper: Tate Modern

This is the first installment of my Daytripper series, because a rolling stone doesn't gather moss, after all.

So about a week ago, I decided to go see a bunch of paintings that don't look like things.

I kid, but that seems to be the opinion of many people. Some would wonder why you'd pay to see this. I'm guessing that's why it's free.

I get it! Someone dropped their rock flavored ice cream!

 So off I went, entering the main room, filled with over 99 999 hand made, porcelain replica, sunflower seeds. Covering most of the hall, stretching off to the back of the room, the immensity of such a simple thing overwhelming the senses. It's said to represent the human condition, how one sunflower seed is almost nothing, but thousands brought together is a piece of art.


Of course, the gallery also has it's own permanent collection. Among them are some of the most important works from the last century by the most influential artists, as well as newer works from relatively unknown folks in the art community. You'll see Picassos, Warhols, Monets, Dalis, Matisses, Pollocks etc ad nauseum.

This was my favorite, painted by Roy Lichtenstein, a major player in the pop art movement. It was as wide as the room!

Of course, some of the works were a bit more abstract and ephemeral, open to whatever you could imagine it to be. A certain artist once said it's not technique or representing anything that matters, but simply if the work is good or not.

Worst. Game console. Ever.

Overall, though, the experience was enriching. Viewing the many ways (As colourful and diverse as the world itself) that artists portray the realities around them makes us view what surrounds us differently as well. With each different view we are able to take in, the better prepared we are to understand the views of others.

Canadian Cubism, a work by David Bromberg depicting soldiers tunneling under enemy trenches in the First World War. 

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